A Wife Swap Between Me and Myself

I have had the good fortune recently to have some time off of work and spend quality time with MacBaby. The juxtaposition between working mom and stay at home mom (even for a few days) reminds me of a television program I watched a few years ago.

One night I couldn't sleep and while channel surfing, I found a program where a stay at home mom switched places with her working husband. There were tensions in their marriage because he didn't understand why he never had clean work shirts. Why couldn't she manage a daily load while staying at home with their three children? He warned her of the perils of his taxing job, but they forged ahead with the switch for a week.

At the end of the experiment, the mom revealed she had a great time entering the working world. She enjoyed meeting the dad's clients and spending some time in a professional setting. The dad, on the other hand, looked like he ran through a tornado. Not only did he realize while his laundry wasn't done in a daily basis, but he had a heck of a time adhering to the kids' schedules, making play dates and hosting a neighborhood get together. Then, he took the whole fam to Disney world as an apology for being such an a-hole.

I feel fortunate experience both sides of the situation. When time allows, I love being with my baby and taking care of him. I also like the fact that I can contribute to my family's well being through financial security. Both have their challenges and their rewards. But, it's a lot cozier to cuddle up next to my baby then my computer.

Food Chart by Food Type

Wholesome Baby Food has posted a food chart by food type, as opposed to child's age. I think this will be helpful for our little guy, who is now enjoying a good steak accompanied by peas and sweet potatoes, with blueberries (his favorite) for dessert.

MacDad's Advice for New Dads

A friend of the MacFamily Unit just had a baby. Follows is an email from MacDad to this new dad.

Congrats. My only advice is, don't turn to your wife after the first sleepless night and say "You better figure this shit out, I gotta go back to work." She won't likely forget it very quickly. Or perhaps ever.

Other items:

• Eastern europeans have uniquely domainant genes; I'm not surprised that she is more Hungarian-flavored than Korean. In the formation of our son, MacMama's russian jew genes crushed mine like a line of T-72s plowing through Prague. But he turned out to be pretty cool anyway.
• C-Sections are wild. Did you get to be in the OR? Did you get a clean suit? I accidentally peeked when they did MacMama's. Fucking gore everywhere. Something that looked like pork tenderloin, slathered with jelly; I think it was the placenta. Brings a new level of respect for the mama.
• Get out of the hospital as soon as you can. Don't let the nurses or doctors give you any shit. Everyone has advice and it's often conflicting or wrong. Once you get home things get substantially more sane.
• OK, one more tip: Nobody comes in or out of your house without bringing you something (food, baby shit) or taking something away (garbage, baby shit.) No casual sightseers.
  

Now you just have to spend the rest of you life caring for, feeding and nurturing that girl. And keeping her off the pole. Really, that's about it. Congrats again.

LOL.

I Can Take a Hint.

I just choose not to in this case.

MacDad just sent me this article.

I think he thinks it will motivate me to make dinner tonight.

Wrong!

Drive By Diapering

My child is on the move. This means the changing table is out since he tries to stand up on it while getting his diaper changed.

We change him now on the floor in his room. To say this is a challenge is an understatement.

Frequently, when MacDad is in charge of changing and I'm in our bedroom, adjacent to MacBaby's room, I'll see a streaking baby crawling across the floor. Yesterday, MacDad was charged with changing MacBaby's diaper while I did dishes after lunch. I heard yelling and came upstairs to see a screeching baby standing on his box of diapers and pounding on it, with his diaper half assembled and hanging off his butt. The proud parents just stood there laughing.

Just lying on the floor while we change his diaper, apparently, is not high on MacBaby's priority list.

Any suggestions to make the process more seamless? Or do we just continue to chase after him and pin him down to fasten the diaper?

On the plus side, MacBaby's cruising is proving to be good for my waist line.